one 's mind

one 's mind

Manfujinglun is a crosstalk work performed by Shaanxi actors Miao Fu and Wang Sheng at the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala on January 31, 2014 (the first day of the year of the horse). The crosstalk combines Chinese traditional cultural idioms, fairy tales and foreign myths, achieving the effect of gathering at all times and in all countries. The whole crosstalk covers Jingwei reclamation, Kuafu chasing the sun, Nezha naohai, shuimanjinshan temple, etc. it organically combines Baoji dialect, Wuhan dialect, Tangshan Dialect, Henan dialect, Sichuan dialect and other dialects, with a lot of laughs.

In February 2014, the crosstalk series full of classics will be on CCTV's Lantern Festival of the year of the horse.

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Segment 1

(excerpt) a: you see, my level can't compare with the teacher Wang Sheng next to me. He is a college student and graduated from Shaanxi University.

B: Normal University, Shaanxi University.

A: Shaanxi Normal University, after graduation, ah, they did not engage in the original professional.

B: What's my major?

A: At that time, he was studying in the College of Liberal Arts in the repair of imported excavators.

Segment 2

A: The daughter of Emperor Yan is Jingwei

B: The nickname is Nvwa

A: One day, I was rowing a boat on the sea. When I saw a storm coming, I said, "niania, the storm is too big."

B: Hey, where is a Baoji man

A: Didn't you say it was the daughter of Emperor Yan? Isn't Emperor Yan from Baoji? Yandi mausoleum is still in Baoji.

Segment 3

There is a Yugong who is not a fisherman. There is a Yugong who has nothing to do. Later, a wise old man advised him to stop digging and not finish digging. Well, there are two big mountains, Wangwu and Taihang. Yugong said that it's OK. I can't finish digging my son, my son can't finish digging his grandson, and his grandson can't finish digging his grandson. Anyway, when his grandson and grandson go on digging, they will finish digging. This spirit is moved The Jade Emperor sent two yellow scarf strongmen down to move the king's house and Taihang. As soon as the good guy moved away, it suddenly became clear that the Wi Fi signal was full immediately. He said that the bad things in the world were not necessarily bad, and the good things were not necessarily good. The mountain moved away. It turned out that there were two monsters, a snake spirit and a scorpion spirit, at the foot of the mountain Seven colorful gourd seeds were planted, eaten in caves, and grew up. Seven gourds were produced, and seven children sprang up. Some could spit water, others could spit fire. Later, they subdued snake spirit and scorpion spirit, and then they lived in seclusion in the forest. There was a princess in a foreign country. I don't know who she offended. She hid in the hut where they lived. Later, the princess's stepmother came and became a princess An old lady who sold apple, the princess took a bite and died, leaving half of her.

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Miao: dear friends, happy New Year

Miao: we are both crosstalk actors from Northwest China

Wang: from Xi'an

Miao: my name is Miao Fu

Wang: my name is Wang Sheng

Miao: look at me. I can't compare with the teacher Wang Sheng next to me

Wang: ouch, you are right

Miao: they are college students (Wang: cough)

Miao: graduated from Shaanxi University

Wang: Normal University,

Wang: there is no university in Shaanxi

Miao: Shaanxi Normal University

Wang: ah

Miao: after graduation, they didn't engage in their original major

Wang: what major do I study

Miao: they studied in the College of Arts (Wang: AI) in those years. They were repairing imported excavators

Wang: what did I learn

Miao: repair of imported excavators

Wang: why don't I learn to drive a walking tractor

Miao: this may be the second major

Wang: how can I go to this major? How can I not go to Lanxiang technical school

Miao: I didn't go to college

Wang: what do you ask

Miao: what did you learn

Wang: Chinese and history

Miao: Chinese and history, (Wang: ah) it's amazing, (Wang: hum) it can't be compared with other people's, although we grew up together

Wang: right

Miao: but when we got to high school, our grades got bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger

Wang: why

Miao: I didn't go to high school

Miao: now I wake up. I have to study hard

Wang: work hard

Miao: otherwise, I can't keep up with this knowledge and can't cooperate with others. Recently, I began to study all kinds of books

Wang: I read a book

Miao: it can be said that it has reached the point of not letting go

Wang: yo

Miao: I've got Detective Conan and pirate king in my hand

Wang: you can see another set of "seven dragon balls" and another set of "Saint fighter". These are called four famous works. Do you know

Miao: really

Wang: what is it? Can't you read some serious books

Miao: you can also read the classic books. (Wang: HMM) a dictionary of idioms

Wang: what books do you read

Miao: a dictionary of Idioms

Wang: just don't laugh at him. Idioms are the essence of Chinese culture

Miao: Yes, I was the representative of idiom class when I was a child

Wang: that's the representative of Chinese class. No school offers idiom class

Miao: I've learned all these things. I've learned many things. What is a teacher for one day and a father for life

Wang: Well, you know that

Miao: thousands of troops, thousands of horses galloping, Yugong moving mountains (clapping hands) I like Yugong moving mountains

Wang: do you like the spirit here

Miao: it's a spirit

Wang: Yugong's spirit

Miao: he inspired me. (Wang: mm-hmm) have you heard of this story

Wang: who doesn't know the story

Miao: there is a Yugong, who is not a fisherman. There is a Yugong, who has nothing to do with digging mountains and digging

Wang: Hey, wait a minute. Yugong is a pangolin, isn't he

Miao: what's the matter with pangolin

Wang: Yugong has to take a guy to move mountains

Miao: anyway, it's just digging mountains. Later, a wise old man advised him not to dig any more. Well, there are two big mountains (Wang: Yes), Wangwu and Taihang. Yugong said it's OK. I can't finish digging my son. (Wang: Yes) my son can't finish digging his grandson. (Wang: Yes) my grandson can't finish digging his grandson. Anyway, my grandson will finish digging them. (Wang: persevere) Good guy, this spirit moved the Jade Emperor (King: Heaven) sent two yellow scarf warriors down to move the royal house and Taihang

Wang: Dashan has moved away

Miao: it's easy for a good guy to walk. (Wang: HMM) Wi-Fi signal is full immediately

Wang: Oh, what's the matter with Wi-Fi

Miao: describe it

Wang: there is no such description

Miao: not all bad things in the world are bad things, and not all good things are good things

Wang: what do you mean

Miao: the mountain has moved away. It turns out that there are two monsters under the mountain - a snake spirit and a scorpion spirit. Fortunately, the old man had a colorful gourd seed. When he planted it in the cave, he ate it and grew up. Seven gourds came out and seven children came out. Some could spit water and some could spit fire. Later, he subdued snake spirit and scorpion spirit and lived in seclusion in the forest. There was a foreign princess who didn't know who she had offended and hid in the hut where they lived. Later, the princess's stepmother came and became an old lady who bought an apple. The princess took a bite and died, leaving half of her to be taken away. Do you know the story? I've learned so much

Wang: you're kidding! You just said this is Yugong Yishan?

Miao: ah

Wang: I'm in a bit of a mess. I

Miao: what's the matter

Wang: I'll calm down. Later, I will understand that Yugong is huluwa's grandfather. After huluwa immigrated, there were seven dwarfs. Jobs had a master named Snow White

Miao: you see how clear you are

Wang: what do I manage? I understand

Miao: what's the matter

Wang: what's your mess? It's all about you

Miao: I'll tell you a truth

Wang: what's the reason

Miao: Chinese idioms are useful in all aspects! (Wang: cough) it's all connected together

Wang: it's useful. It's no longer useful. You're confused

Miao: you say our Chinese books are good books

Wang: then you have to look serious

Miao: me too (Wang: hmm?) Shanhaijing, have you heard of it, Shanhaijing, baby

Wang: wait a minute. Don't be so intimate. Look at the classic of mountains and seas

Miao: ah

Wang: you just read the idiom dictionary like Jiangzi, and you also read Shanhaijing

Miao: what's the matter

Wang: Shanhaijing is the classic of the pre Qin Dynasty. Its language is ancient and abstruse

Miao: what do you mean

Wang: it was an illusion just now~

Miao: that's what I see

Wang: can you understand

Miao: of course I can understand it

Wang: really?

Miao: I'll tell you a few stories, and you'll know if I've seen them

Wang: I hear what you say

Miao: has Jingwei reclaimed the sea

Wang: Well, the story of Shanhaijing and beishanjing

Miao: I don't know where I like to watch this. (Wang: hum) why Jingwei reclamation

Wang: why

Miao: big traitor, pull over and fill in the sea. You know, float up and press down, float up and press down (Wang: wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute) I love to see this famous national integrity thing

Wang: what national integrity? Is there national integrity here

Miao: what's the matter

Wang: Jingwei reclamation is to fill Wang Jingwei in the sea

Miao: what else? It's reclamation

Wang: just a moment, will you? Look at the story of the bloody silk. Don't you know where Jingwei reclamation came from?

Miao: where did you come from

Wang: Jingwei is the daughter of the sun god Yandi (Miao: Yandi's daughter). Her nickname is Nvwa

Miao: mending the sky

Wang: not alone

Wang: on this day, the girl sailed across the sea in a boat, overturned in the waves, and her soul was immortal. In order to revenge, she filled the sea with stones. This is called Jingwei reclamation

Miao: Oh, no, I see. (Wang: I see.) the daughter of Emperor Yan is Jingwei. (Wang: her nickname is Nvwa.)