Lyrics of Jiang Kun's reverie of tiger's mouth

Why did Ge Cunzhuang limp down after singing?

He fell on the stage and sprained his ankle.

But he didn't fall this somersault as well as I did a few days ago.

Basically, he fell to the world's advanced ranks.

On Sunday, when I was alone, I went there to watch the tiger play. I was looking at it with interest,

It's pushing me off the side!

Let's take it from our hospital. We'll do the same,

It's not a good place to fall. It's not a place for people to stay!

It's over, boys and girls, over 120 Jin,

A meal of tiger meat and bones at noon.

Many heroic images have emerged in "Mian mian"!

We are the youth of our time. We can't disgrace the youth when so many people fall on the tiger's lips!

Let's open your eyes!

At that time That's what I thought at the time.

Where is it here? Can I survive!

You really don't have a backache when you stand and talk. Come down and let me have a look! "

The man suggested that I throw a cigarette and let me have a puff.

There was an old lady who was so kind-hearted that tears came out,

"Child, give you a pen, write down what you have to say first!"

Even if we set up a temporary rescue team at Hukou first!

Look at the place where you left your crutches.

When I get enough, I'll pull the tiger's tail again!

That's what the old lady said,

I'll leave a few words while I'm still sober!

The first few days after my birthday, I am still beautiful!

If I want to leave a few words, I'll blame my mother.

Take a leather ruler, 1.65 meters.

I don't think I'm too small.

You say that if I have an object,

Can I come here on Sunday and watch the tigers?

What are you doing? You're on Sunday,

Who can't go to work?

I'll tell you something. Our second son is a partner,

Ever since they started dating,

My mother-in-law will never hire a nanny again!

We can still fall in love after work.

Love, go to the park, go to the zoo?

What's a park like? It's delicious everywhere you talk.

What do you smell about the zoo? You smell it,

The smell of smell is just like that. What do you talk about? It affects your mood!

I'm big and tall. I can see everything clearly,

What am I pushing forward!

This time, I can see it clearly,

I can see the tiger's beard clearly!

Let's not recruit old people. I won't talk about it!

When I came out to play on Sunday, I didn't pay attention and let the tiger eat

Let's tell him, how much pension do you want to give,

We don't say anything and we don't blame you. Work related injuries are not included,

One natural death at most

I don't think I can recognize anything

One, two, three, fight the tiger! One, two, three, fight the tiger! "

If you want to shout slogans, I'll come.

(loud) one! (covering his mouth, whispering) one two three four five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger,

Tigers don't eat, they eat bad guys

Hi! You really have heroic spirit. How many of you come down! "

I'll give you a newspaper or something.

You said I What is my death? It's not worth feeding the tiger.

Relevant departments remind tourists to pay attention to safety... "

My whole life is typical!

You open your eyes and look at me. I'm thin. I don't have meat.

Ah, if you want to eat, there is a Tang Jiezhong in our unit who is very fat. "

"Tiger, tiger, if you don't bite me,

I promise - I promise I won't bite you

Let's listen to the leaders and do our work well;

At home, we are filial to our parents and respect our brothers and sisters;

Let's abide by the traffic rules when we go out. We don't spit everywhere

What is this place? This is the place for tigers!

Tigers can't get out, can I?

How was it designed? No lift!

Is the administrator off on Sunday? He has a rest, the tiger does not rest!

You call the police, what 110119, fire, bandit police

what? I've been looking for it for a long time, but there's no phone nearby? "

The leader of the zoo is so stingy that he doesn't want to make a phone call

Forget it, you all go! You all go!

You You go out of the zoo and take a bus to the TV station,

Go to the TV station and call a film crew to take a picture. How can the tiger eat me later? "

You can also count on your friends to make some contribution to the Seventh Five year plan before you die!

You shake, I compare with you,

It doesn't move, and I dare not

I often throw that live chicken and rabbit into the tiger hole.

The tiger hasn't eaten yet! Just catching my live food!

Laozi is a life,

After I died, the zoo director was dismissed!

Administrator check! Six months bonus deduction!

"Ah Big guy, take off the belt quickly, twist it into a rope and pull the young man up! "

What a good idea. I look up and see!

A call, more than 30 people are there to untie the belt!

Oh, that's a great style.

Look at this girl. She's wearing a green skirt. She's wearing a yellow skirt,

How beautiful the girl is!

Stand up and save a stranger,

Does it mean that girl It's kind of interesting to me, isn't it?

Then you say this girl has so many young men standing around her, why doesn't she look at anyone,

Just look at her?

Maybe it's a blessing in disguise,

Ah, it's usually the hero who saves the beauty. Today, it's the beauty who saves the hero. Hehe

As the saying goes, when a gentleman talks, he doesn't do anything,

(crying) I'm dying. What do you compare with me?

The rope twisted by 30 belts came down smoothly.

I look up, Ho! More than 30 people are looking at me with their pants on!

So many people look at me. I can't disgrace so many people.

This foot, the old man's crutch

This hand, take the fruit knife my sister-in-law gave me

Red sun in the chest, dancing east wind at the foot!

Dare to compete with the evil tiger, not to the devil!

Grief and indignation turn back to heaven, fighting tiger has its own successors!

I try my best, ah hey

A few steps to the middle. As the saying goes, when a dog is in a hurry, he can jump over the wall, but when a man is in a hurry, he is not small!

One step, two steps, three steps, four steps, it's called strength!

Ah? Do you think climbing Mount Qomolangma requires a big tiger behind it? Is it suitable for other people?

(singing) "goodbye, my friend! Ah, goodbye, friend! Ah, my friend, goodbye, goodbye -- "

Goodbye, tiger! There's nothing to say here!

You are hungry here alone! You are lonely enough, and the leader of the zoo doesn't care about you,

Don't worry, wait for my friend to go out and help you introduce a female tiger!

Ho, with the girl's body temperature, with the girl's fragrance, with

First, give her a "Golden Pearl Mamiya gudu".

I'm leaning away and running for the girl.