Lyrics of Jiang Kun's "talking to who"

Jiang, dear audience friends, crosstalk actors Xiao Dai and Jiang Kun are here to give you New Year greetings.

Jiang, as the year of the tiger is coming, I want to announce a good news for you. Do you want to listen.

All of you, please

Dai, ah, Jiang Kun

Jiang, please don't leave Jiang Kun. As soon as the good news comes out, everyone must give me a big hand and support me.

Dai, ah, Jiang Kun

Jiang: don't be old Jiang Kun. Jiang Kun, would you say something else?

Dai, don't you say there's good news? I'll listen to it.

Jiang, I want to hear it,

Dai, I want to hear it.

Jiang, my good news is that in the year of the tiger, I'm going to change people. I don't want to talk with Dai Zhicheng about cross talk. I don't know whether we agree or not.

Dai, this is really responsive. Jiang Kun, please wait for a moment.

Jiang, I've been waiting for 20 years.

Dai, what's the matter

Jiang, what's the matter? At the beginning, I cooperated with Mr. Li Wenhua and Mr. Tang Jiezhong and talked about a lot of good cross talk. The old artist, you see, the big guy said, is the wrinkle on Mr. Li Wenhua's face cute

So cute

Jiang, look at him. He says you are old, but not old. He says you are small, but not small. He has no characteristics. No one can remember. He is looking forward to wrinkles. For 20 years, his face is flat like a pancake,

Dai, that's how he is

Jiang, I'm looking forward to him. He's a little fatter. He doesn't eat anything with long meat. He doesn't go there for 20 years. He's in good health and died of nothing. Don't you kill me

Dai, did I recruit you? Let's have a comment from our dear audience. From "Ginger ball" to "stepping on feet", from "looking back and looking at nine", last year's "I'm a little dizzy", we have cooperated in more than 50 comic dialogues, which one I'm sorry for you

Jiang, which segment is more than the photo, which segment is more than the tiger hole, which segment is remembered, just remember you are beside, Jiang Kun, Jiang Kun, will you order something else?

Dai, you talk nonsense, I call you Maggie, do you dare to promise?

Jiang, at least, what kind of teacher do you call me,

Dai, OK. Today, I'll call you Mr. Jiang. I don't want to say that you like the new and dislike the old. If you don't have a suitable partner, you can change it. Who's stopping you? You look for it

Jiang, I'm still looking for him. The audience all over the country cares about me and agrees to replace me,

Dai, who is it

Ginger, who? Does Mr. Shan Tianfang know?

Dai, storyteller

Jiang, I have commented on this in Pingshu

Dai, Shan Lao's storytelling,

Jiang, where does Mr. Shan talk about Jiang Kun and talk to Dai Zhicheng about cross talk for 20 years? Dai Zhicheng and Dai Zhicheng always take this with them. Is it successful or not?

Dai, which part of the book has this word

Jiang Kun, Jiang Kun, you belong to a tiger, and Dai Zhicheng belongs to a tiger. As the saying goes, one mountain can't accommodate two tigers. If two tigers fight, there will be one injury. There is only one possibility for two tigers to be compatible,

Dai, which one

Jiang, one male and one female

Dai, oh, I see. There is a lack of a female tiger beside you

Jiang, do you know Han Qiaosheng,

Dai, that's a sports announcer, nicknamed Han Dazui

Jiang, it's said that he doesn't move

Dai, that's right

Jiang, I've been advised to change you

Dai, what does Han Qiaosheng say,

Jiang, call me. It's very accurate

Dai, what do you call it

Dai, the first sentence is not accurate

Jiang, what's your age now? You are over 60 years old. You must consider what to do when you are over 50 years old?

Dai, you don't know how to count

Jiang, what's your current situation? You have pursuers in the front and interception in the back. How do you face the scene of no one?

Who's wearing it?

Jiang, I advise you to take advantage of xiaodai's absence, build the plank road in the open, cross the old storehouse in the dark, go to bed early and get up early, and face xiaodai across the river. You can't bear the humiliation of his crotch, so you should shoot him in the crotch.

Dai, it's hard for you not to say a word to the side

Jiang, does Professor Yuan Longping know?

Dai, ouch, that's academician, rice expert

Jiang, people all agree that I change you

Dai, Professor Yuan

Jiang, recommend new people to me

Dai, ha

Jiang, Professor Yuan said, I don't know about art, but I know that survival of the fittest, natural selection

Dai, study this

Jiang, I recommend one to you. When you perform in the Spring Festival Gala, you hear the bell ringing outside. A new person will miraculously appear in front of you. I believe it will bring a surprise to the TV audience and the cross talk industry all over the country,

Dai, it's going to be an interview today

Jiang, I also use the interview. It's introduced by other professors. It's high-tech. time is coming, so you should hurry up and withdraw

Dai, what am I doing

Jiang, it's not good for you not to face others

Dai, Mr. Jiang, don't worry about my mood. In this way, I've met this new person, and I've also met people with high-tech content

Jiang, you don't need to. You go first. Ah, it rings. You go. I'll find someone

Jiang, are you introduced by Professor Yuan?

Zhao, yes

Jiang, xiaodai, don't leave now. Let's discuss that

Dai, I didn't leave at all. What's the matter, Mr. Jiang?

Jiang, don't call it Mr. Jiang, just Jiang Kun. It's very kind

Dai, oh

Ginger, is he in the wrong place

Dai, no, new guy

Ginger, new man? I look at him a little scary

Dai, are you so timid?

Ginger, what does he do?

Dai, this is not what Professor Yuan introduced to you

Ginger, how do you see that

Dai, with rice, parallel goods

Jiang, what do you say about other people? As soon as we met, we said that they were parallel products. You... He's a real parallel. Why does he look like this

Dai, what's the matter with you? You're out of time. Now H1N1 virus can mutate. It's not unusual for people to look like this. It shows that the species of animals are decreasing day by day, while the species of people are increasing day by day. Your friend is the best proof, right?

Zhao, hey, hey

Jiang, ouch, how can he still be happy, heartless and heartless? You ask him to say it below

Dai, don't say it below, just say it on the stage, this friend, can you introduce us all, how can you, such an artistic form

Zhao, do you look into my eyes like sun Honglei? Does my mouth look like Yao Chen.

Jiang Dai, who are you

Zhao, I'm the son of Cuiping and Yu Zecheng

Jiang Dai, ouch

Dai, don't tell me. You look like your father with your little eyes

Jiang, your father is still lurking. How can you expose yourself so quickly

Dai, what is exposure? Professor Yuan didn't introduce it to you

Jiang, Professor Yuan, who studies rice, says that crosstalk requires us to be like this. Look at his quality

Dai, do you understand? He said you are not good. Can you agree with him

Zhao, I'll answer you with a sentence from my father's colleague

Jiang, your father's colleague?

Zhao, here are two gold bars. Can you tell me which one is noble and which one is dirty?

Jiang, oh, what's his name again? This man

Dai, Xie Ruolin

Jiang, Xie Ruolin

Dai, that's right. The one who resells information

Ginger, yes, yes

Dai, but this friend, if you're coming, I'll have to leave

Zhao, I use my father's colleague's words to answer you, there is a victory, called retreat. There is a failure called occupation.

Dai, but can you take my position?

Zhao, I use a sentence from my father's colleague to answer you. If you can't kill me with one shot, I'm alive again. We still do business, as long as the price is reasonable.

Jiang, I can't cooperate with him. I always have to recite the lines of TV dramas. You say, cooperation has to be between us. Think about it, we have talked about more than 50 cross talk

Dai, which one is more than your photo? Which section is more than the tiger hole,

Jiang, I can't say that. Now, which paragraph of realistic poetry is more than Tang poetry, which paragraph of Ci poetry is more than Song poetry, right? The standard of an era, a new era, how can he be so old? He is a man

Zhao, I use the words of my father's colleagues,

Jiang, where's your father with so many colleagues

Dai, you say you dislike him. I think he has a lot of characteristics. What's your name

Zhao, Yu Huo

Jiang Dai, disaster

Dai, who are you going to blame

Zhao, the harvest

Dai, he is Yu whose surname is Yu

Ginger, the rest, the rest? Or parallel goods

Dai, you don't understand. This is a very popular language style this year. Listen to you, my friend, it seems that you must have a lot of feelings about life.

Zhao, I once had love,

Dai, what do you think? Tell me about your love

Zhao, when I fell in love with others, they got married; when I wanted to get married, they pursued being single; when all the stock market fools had money to earn, I didn't dare to go. When I boldly went in, I suddenly became a fool.

Dai, hi, I missed it all

Zhao, haikuo by fish jump, broken drum Ren Chui, they all say I am an angel

Dai, angel

Ginger, from the sky

Dai, right

That's what Jiang looks like?

Dai, don't keep looking. Angels are different from angels

Ginger, what's up

Dai, the other angels came down first,

Ginger, what about him

Dai, face first

Zhao, isn't that the same?

Jiang, if you want to cooperate with me, what skills do you have

Zhao, I have talent. My talent is like pregnancy,

Jiang Dai, pregnant?

Zhao, the longer it takes, the more I feel like I have something in my stomach.

Jiang, what's the metaphor? We've been working together for 20 years

Zhao, I advise you not to hang yourself from a tree,

Jiang, I'd like to hear that

Zhao, try several times on the trees nearby

Jiang, will it hurt you

Dai, that's a good idea

Jiang, what's good? Do you think the effect of our cooperation can be good

Zhao, perfect match, you are classic, I am fashionable; feet are short, inches are long, you are Internet, I am firewall, you are pleasant, I am grey wolf. If you have no land to live in, I'll give you an affordable house. If you go to Somalia, I'll escort you by the Chinese navy. If you pay attention to Copenhagen, I'll take the lead in reducing emissions,

Jiang, what kind of action is this? We have to go to the TV station in the future

Zhao, can I give some advice to the TV station

Dai, yes. What's your opinion to the TV station

Zhao, strongly protested. TV plays were broadcast during the advertising time

Dai, this opinion is very sharp

Ginger, what's sharp? Say something serious

Zhao, seriously, I'm afraid I won't be given such a long time

Dai, here, but what are you talking about today

Zhao, talking about cross talk, two people's cooperation is like living a life. I despise the old and the new, but I also don't agree to be consistent. When something goes wrong, don't be busy. You must find reasons from others. If you don't go up, don't panic. Maybe heaven is just below. The times are developing and people are changing their ideas. But what remains unchanged is tradition. What is often changed is fashion. The beauty of 2009 is known by the common people The answer is: which country has the fastest speed-up of railway, which country has the most foreign exchange reserves, which country has the most confidence, where the world conference is safest, which country has the most preferential subsidies to grow grain That is

Jiang Daizhao, China

Ginger, that's the point

Zhao, in a word, the common people are most willing to live a down-to-earth life. The Chinese people do not toss and bustle, and we Chinese nation stride forward into 2010

Jiang Dai, OK

Dai, Yu Huo, that's true

Ginger, xiaodai, I have one