Lyrics of kiss my ping pong by Yang Xiaochuan

Kiss My Ping Pong

Arranger. Lexon

Yang Xiaochuan from SFC

You know what, as much as my people like to be peaceful and friendly.

There's a line that you just don't wanna cross.

Don't be making the racist Jokes on a country with 1.4 Billion people and think you can get away with it.

Your time is up, so Rest In Peace Dolce.

Do you know? Even if we Chinese are friendly and peace loving, some bottom lines are experiences you don't want. To discriminate against a country of 1.4 billion people? It's time to go. Go! )

We got Louis Fendi yeezy Channel Gucci, Prada

We have all the famous brands in the world

Homie we don't ever F with Dolce Gabana

(just don't buy D & G crap)

We got Louis Fendi yeezy Channel Gucci, Prada

We have all the famous brands in the world

Homie we don't ever F with Dolce Gabana

(just don't buy D & G crap)

We got Louis Fendi yeezy Channel Gucci, Prada

We have all the famous brands in the world

Homie we don't ever F with Dolce Gabana

(just don't buy D & G crap)

We got Louis Fendi yeezy Channel Gucci, Prada

We have all the famous brands in the world

Homie we don't ever F with Dolce Gabana

That's what G & D is all about

First of all I don't even like the Diss Tracks

Everyone knows that I never like to scold others

I Saw your on da news so Gotta diss back

(I see on the news that you are not human, so I don't want to talk to you.)

You better call the 911, you better run fast

(I advise you to call 911 or run quickly)

If we catch you on the block You gon get slapped

It won't do you any good if we meet you

How the hell you gonna use our ppl to bring you Cash

How can you earn the Chinese money at the same time

Then you Turn around and made them jokes about us?

(while singing high-profile advertisements, laughing at Chinese Culture)

mess with One of us that's tons of us

(if you can't get along with one Chinese, you can't get along with the whole China.)

Now you can't make a F dollar outta none of us

(that's it. You can only earn a fart in China now.)

Come on Stefano let's just face the fact

(Stefano, you should know how to face the reality)

Real talk man Your brand is hella F wack

(those who say your design is good-looking are liars who give you face.)

We know you're mad cuz your never make it to the top

(we know that you are not happy because your brand is not appreciated or upgraded by everyone.)

But that don't mean you can be a F racist trash.

But that doesn't mean you can't help racial discrimination

Try to say that we all got a small ding dong

(I want to indirectly say that Chinese men have a very small "Ding Dong")

You're a little midget homie I'm a King Kong

You are only worthy to be Xiaochuan. I am the real King Kong

Bow down to the king and you kiss my ping pong

(come and see your host, and then kiss my ping pong)

Grab my magic stick and you better sing song

Pick up my magic wand, sing my song, take me as your model

You really let the My folks down

You really let us down

You really gotta go now

(there is no more market for you in China)

You could've made your dough now

(you could have gone your way in China)

But you chose To go the wrong route

(but you have to choose your single wooden bridge)

I Wanna know Why you gotta making fun of my people

I want to know why you discriminate against these kind people

I wanna know How could you dropped the video that evil?

How do you let the devil kidnap your soul by sending a video

You could've made millions &billions dollars of rmb tho

(again, you can turn hundreds of millions in China)

All you gotta do was let go of you F ego

(as long as you don't be a racist fool)

we use chopsticks cuz we are civilized.

We use chopsticks because we have the foundation of civilization

my food is beyond you sucker can ever analyzed

(you can't just analyze Chinese food if you want to.)

My culture is something you should glorify and idealized

You should study and cherish our Chinese culture

We got more letters than your alphabet can memorized.

Chinese characters are not easy to remember

I'm Sick and tired of your outdated stereotypes

I hate your outdated prejudices

And always think that you are far superior right?

(always think you are better and more comprehensive than us)

You Better know that chopsticks is my way of life

You should know that chopsticks are the heritage of culture

like my chink eyes always represents my pride

(my small eyes represent the standard Chinese man)

It ain't too late to fix up your mistake

(it's not too late to mend now)

Apologize for what you said about my race

(if you apologize to the Chinese people all over the world, it won't be too bad.)

I guarantee you Steve we gonna give you a break

I assure you that we will forgive you for the crime of racial discrimination

Cuz my people always chose love over hate.

(because the Chinese always believe in virtue and harmony is the most important thing)

We got Louis Fendi yeezy Channel Gucci, Prada

We have all the famous brands in the world

Homie we don't ever F with Dolce Gabana

(just don't buy D & G crap)

We got Louis Fendi yeezy Channel Gucci, Prada

We have all the famous brands in the world

Homie we don't ever F with Dolce Gabana

(just don't buy D & G crap)

We got Louis Fendi yeezy Channel Gucci, Prada

We have all the famous brands in the world

Homie we don't ever F with Dolce Gabana

(just don't buy D & G crap)

We got Louis Fendi yeezy Channel Gucci, Prada

We have all the famous brands in the world

Homie we don't ever F with Dolce Gabana

(just don't buy D & G crap)

Yo I know a lot people will shop at your store again like what they did at Belenciaga.

But I gotta speak up for my people in the face of racism.

You feel me? I'm out

(I know that many people will go to buy your things after the calm, just like after the Balencia incident, but speaking for my compatriots is the most basic responsibility of a Chinese!)