Lyrics of Yue Yunpeng's Quan de Bao

What does a crosstalk pay attention to?

B. speaking, learning, teasing and singing.

A these are four subjects for crosstalk actors. What can you sing in this song?

B that's a lot. They pay attention to Nankun, Beiyi, Dongliu and xibang.

A well, you can really sing. What does Nankun mean?

B to the south, love to listen to Kun Opera

Jiabei yini?

B. I like to tune up.

Jiadongliu?

B to Shandong, love to listen to Liuzi tune.

Jiaxibang?

B to Shanxi, Shaanxi, Aixin Bangzi. You can't ask me that.

A is at your place.

B where are we?

A yes, I love machine guns when I come to you.

B: when I get to you, I love listening to mortars!

Where is a mortar?

B what do you mean like to listen to machine gun?!

A: seriously, can you sing high?

B dare not say can sing, how many can a little.

A if you can sing, how about I sing for you here today?

On behalf of the audience, I welcome you. Who's going to pick the show?

It's up to you.

B I'll choose the play? Then you have to pay more attention to me.

A well, easy to say, easy to say.

B this tone is not small.

Where does a sing?

B that depends on who you sing?

A I, Sheng, Dan, Jing, Mo, Chou, immortal, tiger, dog, brush drama, newspaper, sweep backstage, I'm in the plenary session.

B Hey! Smash!

A "all live".

Haircut B is coming! What's the singer singing?

A green dress. High tune is Zhengdan.

B OK. So let's sing "spring fragrance makes trouble with school"?

A is boring. "Pretty face girl thirteen four", I do not act like ah!

B: Yes, you are a singer. So let's sing "think of the world"?

A Oh, nun Svan. This is a good one

B then sing this one.

A I haven't learned yet!

B: shall we sing "marry my sister"?

Jia Zhongkui married his younger sister? This is a play of Wu Hualian. I can't sing it!

B this is boring, that is not learned, do you sing or not?

A sing! There is no suitable play!

If you want to be able to sing, let's play Dou Gong scolds the girl.

A well, Dou Gong scolds you.

Why do you scold me? I've recruited him! Dou Gongxun Nu is also known as Ba Ben Quan de Bao.

A eight?

B: Yes! Watch the list, make a contract, burn a contract, recruit redundant people, bid farewell, train women, torture children, and return to glory.

Do you understand the plot?

B knows one thing. This joke is about Gao Huaide, a down and out hero in the Tang Dynasty. He has a daughter named Gao Cuiying, whose father and daughter depend on each other. In order to live and do business, he borrowed three hundred Liang silver from Dou Gong. Later, Gao Huaide wanted to join the army and serve his country, so he entrusted his daughter to Dou Gong as a slave to pay off his debts. Dou Gong and his wife took GUI Ying as their adopted daughter and recruited Shi Gongzi as their son-in-law. On the night of the wedding, GUI Ying explains her true feelings and moves Mr. Shi. She decides to go to Beijing to find Gao Huaide and wait for Weng's son-in-law to return home. At three o'clock, the couple parted in tears. At dawn, Mr. and Mrs. Dou heard about the news in the courtyard and were surprised to learn that the new uncle had escaped. They immediately called out GUI Yingpan to ask. This is what we are going to sing, Mr. Dou's training girl!

That's all I know!

B I'm finished and he knows.

OK, how many corners are there?

B six.

A where are you going?

B I'll go to Dou Gong.

A you fight the Duke?

B yes.

I'm a matron.

B I fight crickets.

A. I'm a gourd.

B what's the matter? I don't know. I'll go to Mr. Dou gongdou.

A you tease adults, I tease children.

Yi Ke! I'll go to Dou Yanshan, master Dou.

What about me?

B you have a wife.

A what? You go to master, I go to madam——

B yes!

A (with a smile) don't make trouble with us.

B who's making trouble with you! Isn't this acting?

What's left of a?

B old yard, yard report thing.

A I come, I can play "Qi school" old students, pay attention to study and do, play an old man is the same as real.

Second, Miss Gao Guiying and uncle Shi Shouxin Let's just subcontract to catch up.

A good.

B. let's separate the front and rear stages. Here (refers to the front center of the stage) is the front stage, and here (refers to the left side of the stage) is the backstage.

A I'll go to my wife's bag.

B yes, you wear make-up.

A can't, still can't sing!

B what?

How to sing without "guy"?

B scene, it's easy to do. I'll go out and you'll beat the guy. You'll go out and I'll beat the guy.

A line, you say "long hammer" or "strong wind".

A Oh, gongs in winter and autumn, I can play that.

B: let's start! (old student on stage) well, cough!

A winter——

B you are autumn!

A I forgot "autumn".

B then I can't fall this leg! "Winter" raises my left leg, "autumn" raises my right leg. Well, cough!

A winter autumn winter autumn winter autumn winter autumn.

B you're carrying the thread! It's too slow! Hurry up. Well, cough!

A winter autumn, winter autumn

B warm! This is too fast!

A look at your Kung Fu?

B there's no "run round" here! You have to take your time.

A that's easy!

Well, cough!

A winter autumn, winter autumn, winter autumn, winter autumn

B simply, let's see beidaguan!

What's wrong with a!

Why don't you get up!

A don't you tell me it's not a hurry?

B that also has to have a number, you did not see me straight to you shake sleeve, that is to tell you to stop.

A Oh, are you shaking sleeves?

B yes.

I'll take you as a fly!

You're going to get three and a half.

A well, "three and a half sticks". I see. Come again.

Well, cough!

Jia Dongqiu - great!

B don't say it, count it in your heart.

A line.

Well, cough!

Winter, autumn, winter!

B what's the matter?

Half a stick!

B you're half good. I almost twisted my back.

A then we don't want this half good.

B good. Well, cough!

Winter autumn, winter autumn, winter autumn——

B (startled)

A don't be half good!

Second, "Chang'e is invited to celebrate.".

Hello!

B what are you calling for!

Welcome to the audience.

B no need, it's your turn to come out!

A who is calling for me?

B week toad, let you help him.

A I'm a ticket friend. You have to take care of me.

You don't understand that.

A Oh, the lady is on the stage. You have made it clear!

Well, cough!

How do you like my figure?

B line. "Call on Chang'e to celebrate forever.".

A brings Chang'e

B don't sing my words! I have to sing my wife's words and keep my voice down.

I have a small voice. (learning) Yi - ah!

B well, it's almost like killing a chicken.

A jump beans radish to more!

B what's the word? It's not like that!

A I'll sell you beans and radishes to help you live, right?

B: no! To do a small business, you have to sing opera words.

What are the words of Jia Xi?

B: not at all.

A this is called "dizzy stage". No one can be short. Don't you just get promoted?

What does a say?

In front of Hall B, there is a flag and a fan umbrella to celebrate master zhaozhushi.

B don't hurry, go ahead and sing!

It's the same everywhere!

Second, "Chang'e is invited to celebrate.".

A "Xian Ren Tang Qian lie Qi Luo".

B winter autumn, winter autumn.

A (Wanfu action)

B good! We are "river drifters" who are taking risks one by one. Sit down!

A sit down.

"Oh, ma'am!"

A "Oh, man!"

B blind! Don't call me a man!

What does that call you?

B must call me master.

Do you have a master like you? I think you look like an uncle.

I didn't do this for you, madam. "Oh, ma'am!"

A: "ah, Han, master."

B well, I'm the master of the Han Dynasty. "Oh, ma'am, at this time of the day, I don't see you, my daughter. Where has she gone?"

Ask your daughter

B "exactly."

I'm going to sell popsicles

B your daughter just sold popsicles!

"I'm sorry to sell the ice stick! You've lost one in the street!"

B then why don't you mention your old lady!

What's wrong with my mother!

A then why don't you mention your uncle? "Rat medicine!"

Yide! It's not next to each other. You have to say something.

What's the word a?

B: not at all.

A I'm going to fork too much!

B "I don't know, but listen to the yard report!"

A "concubine body..."

B don't hurry You are my daughter. Where has she gone? "

A "I don't know, but listen to the yard report!"

B: "when the weather comes like this, why don't you see the courtyard report?"

A "yes, why don't you come to the newspaper?"

B "report!"

A "report!"

B "newspaper!"

A "newspaper! Read the newspaper! Read the important news!"

B who asked you to sell newspapers!

A. didn't you ask "Bao Lai"?

Second, we should report to the court.

What about yard a?

B you have to hurry to the yard.

A where can I go?

B aren't you going to the yard?

What about Mrs. a?

B put it here first. You can go to the yard.

A Oh, go to the old man, OK.

Why don't you see the yard report

A "report! Report to the court!"

B "what's the matter?"

A "it's OK."

B. if it's all right, you have to do something.

A "something's up."

B "what's the matter?"

A "I don't know."

B then don't sing!

I need to know what's the matter!

B well, not a word.

A what can't, careless!

A cough! Old words!

B: I'll tell you, it's an old word again. "Why don't you see the yard report?"

A "report to the court."

B "what's the matter?"

A "tell the master that something is wrong."

What's the matter

Last night at three o'clock, uncle Shi and Miss Shi went to the back garden in tears

How do you say it

A "go away with tears!"

B "Oh..."

A stopped singing!

What's wrong with B!

Why are you staring at me? You think I'm afraid of you.

B I'm angry with you!

Why are you angry with me?

B I'm angry that you report late.

Why is a late?

B left on the third shift last night. You should have called in at that time.

A I had to know at that time!

B. I'm angry when you come here.

Are you angry? I'm still angry!

B then you can't sing. I didn't tell you to make a play at the right time! In this play, I go to the master and you go to the yard. In the feudal autocratic period, the yard was a slave. When the master was angry, the slave peed. When I get angry, you have to be afraid of me.

A I'm not afraid of you.

B you're not afraid of me. It's the corner you went to. You're afraid of me. As soon as I stare at you, you'll have to shiver. You can't just get in there. See?

A: I see! This shows that the working people have no status in feudal society. As soon as the master gets angry, he shivers all over for fear of smashing the rice pot.

B: I understand this time!

A in order to show this point, I'll show you the performance of the old students of Lulu school. You can see that my monologue and Taibu are all "Qilu".

B Oh, old student of the school of Qi, don't forget to shiver.

A can't forget! I'm going to shiver.

B what?

A body like sieve chaff, wave body tremble, want to put the old yard oppressed and dare not resist the strength to play out, in the heart a fear to shiver.

B this is going to shiver! Let's start!

A good, so my feelings are consistent.

Well, cough!

Winter, autumn, winter, autumn, winter!

B this half is coming again. "Call on Chang'e to celebrate forever.".

A "Xian Ren Tang Front Banner Gong".

"Oh, ma'am!"

"Ah, master!"

Where is my daughter

A "I don't know who I am, but I listen to the courtyard report."

B "day to such a time, why do not see the yard report!" hurry up the yard!

A newspaper

Yi Qi