Lyrics of two scientists eating noodles by Ma Fei

I didn't wash my face this morning

I'm eating alone again

Meet an acquaintance

I said hello

I went into the house with beef noodles

I said boss

How about a big bowl of spicy oil spilled noodles

The boss said that the stick noodles are over

Why don't you have a fight

I sat down

Ah, no more words

I didn't expect that the boss gave me a cigarette

I'll take it and have a look

I'll go to his brother on Sunday

It's a narrow board

I said, boss, what's the age

Why do you smoke this cigarette

Said the boss

It's not easy to earn money. It's good to smoke

We used to smoke dry tobacco in the countryside

It's not easy to earn money. It's good to smoke

Like before we were in the countryside

I finished eating noodles that morning

I feel that my stomach doesn't repent

With a roll of newspaper in it, I rushed to maozi

When I got to maozi, I saw the stink

What's dirty is there's no place to stand

In the end, I didn't care

When you wipe your pants down, you say it's comfortable

Out of the toilet, an old man stopped me outside

The toilet is public

You still have to pay 50 cents

I said the toilet was dirty

How can you ask for money

Did the old man say there was no way

Looking back, he also taught me two sentences

Talk about the baby

It's not bad to earn money

Like before, we were in the countryside

Dig a hole and solve it

It's not bad to earn money

Like before we were in the countryside

Dig a hole and solve it

Money is hard to earn

Whether you're a worker or a farmer

It's hard to earn money

Money is hard to earn

Whether you're a lady or a businessman

It's hard to earn money

Money is hard to earn

It's hard to earn money

Money is hard to earn

Money is hard to earn